gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

flotorshi:

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dutchster:

*1 second after sex*
*mom comes running in*
alright you two lovebirds up up up time to get these sheets in the wash

She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals