unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks)

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

phan-you-not:

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

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