Diary of a Girl Who seeks Love, but not from You.

thrilledx:

How can you expect me to stick around when you show no effort in keeping the relationship going? Maybe that’s why we fell apart so easily when I stopped putting all my effort into you, and only gave you what you gave me - which ofcourse, was nothing.

It would be me, who texted you first most of…

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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  • me: wakes up
  • me: opens computer before eyelids

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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